It is winter cabin fever time in the frozen land of Bodeen.
We huddle around the tv wishing that it were a roaring fire.
The snot freezes in the nostrils on the way to start the car.
Don't lick anything metal.
Do not put your keys in your mouth.
Do not be sarcastic about the weather or it will get you.
Pray for a windfall before the WPS bill is due.
